Monday, May 15, 2006

Our house is the one with the Red Roof...

Like many folks, H & I like to travel cheap. That is, when we go away for a weekend, we don’t like to spend a lot of money on food and hotels…we prefer to save our money for the event we plan to attend. And for cocktails, of course. Often we will pack a cooler, make our own lunches, and stay in a lower-end place. Let’s face it; it saves a few bucks for other, more interesting and tasty portions of the excursion. On our recent trip to Lexington, we did our usual cheapie-road-trip thing…cooler, lunches, and reservations at the Red Roof Inn. When we were checked-in to our room, H asked me if I liked the lamp that was on the little desk. I gave him a strange look and said it was ok…then he asked if I liked the pictures in the bathroom.

I answered that I couldn’t see any pictures in the 20 watts of lighting that was intended to illuminate the bathroom and how come he was asking me these absurd questions instead of fixing me a cold cocktail.

“All of this can be ours!” exclaimed H, waiving a catalog.

It seems, according to the brochure H held in his hands, one can now purchase many of the items found in the Red Roof Inn rooms. For our very own homes! I have seen this marketing ploy popping up recently; however, mostly in higher-end hotels. I can kind of understand the temptation to purchase the fluffy robe, or signature coffee mugs from the 5-star hotel where you vacationed, honestly, but the idea of decorating one’s house to look like a room at the Red Roof Inn seems to be pushing the envelope just a bit. The brochure said we could buy not only the desk lamp but the shower rod, bedspread, and bathroom artwork. The *look* wasn’t inexpensive, either. The *bathroom artwork* was so exclusive it required us to “Inquire about price”. (Hello? Yes, I am calling to ask about the price of the fine art that was in the bathroom of Room 312 of the Lexington facility? My husband and I just built a new house and we are quite certain that particular piece would be perfect above the fireplace…)
With a bit of willpower, we did manage to stick to our strict budget and pass on the decorative items. We figure we’ll save our money to purchase the pulsating shower head at the Super 8 during our next stay.

8 comments:

Stacy said...

I wonder if they sell those beds that shake when you put a quarter in them.

by the way...I miss my walk trot comments:)

Kiddo78 said...

That's pretty funny. I know I'd like to be the Bible publishing company who gets the hotel contracts. Now that's profiting from the word of God! Enjoy your new artwork...I know you stole it instead of buying from the catalog!

Insatiable said...

So....Just waiting for the housekeeping crew to accidentally leave one of the doors open whilst they go get the vacuum is no longer the 'correct' way to redecorate your house with hotel ammenities (and now accessories)? Hm.

Stacy said...

now I miss yur posts!

herb said...

Just saying hi!

Kiddo78 said...

Hope all is well!! Or did the feds bust ya for stealing hotel art??

hot babe said...

So are you gone forever?

Stacy said...

Come back!
Just to say hi at least:)